Ask Mr. Smartypants

You can get in touch with me by e-mailing to lanefiller@smartypants.com or lanefiller@yahoo.com. You can't call me or have my mailing address because for all I know you're some crazed sicko who wants to kidnap me and spirit me away for the purpose of warped, demented, sticky...actually, go ahead and try me at  864-562-7218 or send mail to Lane Filler, Herald-Journal, PO Box 1657, Spartanburg, SC, 29304-1657.

I'll be waiting.